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ankle-biters.

she’s gone back

to her mother again

bleating

 

about this & that

about how our kid’s got

a chip on his shoulder

 

- the vet put it in there,

with a little persuasion -

 

but I must admit

it plays havoc at the Asda checkout

& the scanners at the airport

 

but that’s no reason

to throw a wobbler.

 

I’m going to get him bar-coded next

unless social services gets here first.