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Ant & Deck.

that Antony Gormless came round

specs and all

mitherin me

about me amazing extension

& whether I might just climb up there

on that big rock

 

I told him I never had an extension

& anyone who says different'll get liabelled.

 

I did buy some internet viagra once

- didn't do a bloody thing -

except give me a hard-on for a week

 

 - you're only supposed to take one

he says

but the writing's so bloody small

 

Anyway,

Tony - as he said to call him

 - Tony lent me his specs

& turned up with some of them blue pills.

 

I suppose it is art – in a way -

"no good hiding yer light in a bush-hole"

he says, or summat.