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Brylcreem days.

no joke -

that is the cleanest

speaking clock in the world.

 

no effin or jeffin with her,

except once she did call me

a lazy good-for-nothin bastard

or was that the Duchess ?

 

not like that foul-mouthed

cuckoo clock

at the barber’s -

told me to fuck off he did

last time I was in there;

it's not like I was trying to

wind him up or anything.