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the lady

at the adoption centre

leaned a little closer

& explained kindly

that they were all out of


and were we fussy ?

  Not at all

said me & the missus

 - and we'd got the gear together

the wipes, the creams, the powder...


Well, she's got curly blonde hair,

a lovely little girl.....

 - she can be a little bit feisty

on occasion -

but she's very loving

and likes lots of hugs & kisses

and here's her picture......


she's thirty five

and done up here

in a French maid's outfit

for the fancy dress.


Oh yes, I gargled

choking slightly on my tea

she'll do......

not perfect, but, you know,

she'll do.