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Happy Eater.

had a Happy Meal the other day
 - well, it looked happy enough -
or maybe that was just the drink talking,
 - a McMilkshake, - (fucking delicious) -
or at least they used to be,
before the partially hydrolysed cornstarch,
whey solids & aspartame
(contains a source of phenylalanine),
and the mind-altering quantities of sucrose.
and that plastic McToy - (fucking delicious) -
well, better than the McDippers
‘n creosote-flava Bar-B-Q sauce.
and a story goin’ round - (fucking delicious) -
that one kid found a little collar & tag in his burger,
with “Tiddles” on it.
Yeah right !
Binkie I can believe. or Mogs, but Tiddles?
No way, Ron.
Anyway, gotta run, I said, 
- this crap goes right thru ya.