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haute cuizine

Aw fuck, mum !
not toothpaste for dinner again ?

can’t we have some real food for once
like everyone else ?

Pot Noodles, maybe, or Iceland sausages ?
Oven chips & Chicken nuggets ?
Lidl beans & Netto burgers ?
Pop Tarts or Cheez Whiz ?
a glass of Sunny Delight even ?

Yeah…..
          Well…..
                   OK…..  we get your drift.

so it’s Colgate Freshmint then.