Print This Page

hello kitty

I caught the cat
using the PC again.

I had noticed
the mysterious emails
& googled images
of shaven pussy
but he just said
that he was keeping in touch,
 - plus a little light entertainment -
& to cut him some slack.

I suppose it’s no big deal
except now he says
would I please keep his claws cut short
 - now the cat’s out of the bag.

The only thing is,
I’ve noticed my mobile’s gone missing
and my credit card
& someone’s left
about half a tonne of tinned salmon
on the back doorstep
with a delivery note.

I think we’re going to have words
me & him.