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I’m lovin’ it.

there’s a queue at the end of the street
and a big white van with a door at each end,
and the people there are standing in line
patiently waiting to sell
their nice fresh turds;
quite why, I don’t know,
but the girl in front says
they’re going on ebay
and these folks in the white van,
they can sell as many as they can get.
so I line up with the others
with my free polystyrene cup
and wait for a cubicle & remember
that yes, that’s right !
people will buy all sorts of shit
as long as it’s cheap.