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pitch perfect.

a good friend of mine

was telling me all about

these vulvas at the footie

 

make a terrible racket he says

thousands of them

multi-coloured things

 

in all shapes & sizes

they come

but the one thing in common

 

is this moaning groaning howling

when you put them to your lips

and he's right though that

 

you can have too much of a good thing

but now I've given it a try

I'm not quite there yet

 

and neither's that vulva

from the sound of things.