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slippery when wet.

I got sacked

at the drive-in gynaecologist's –

seems that taking your work home's

just not on


and I was only

trying to keep my hand in

in case they had any freelance going:

I'll have to do it gash for now


I pull in at MacDonald's

 - have you seen their Hamburger shots ?

Yummy, or what ?


would you like it supersized ?

asks the little blonde

I think it already is, I mutter.