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the hood

I just can’t get a friggin signal round here at all
 - bang out of order.


          anyway

you know those pillocks
who pay
good money
to have a star named after them ?
well, they’re not the only loonies on the block.

what I heard is that
you can buy your own bit of the moon y’know,
your own patch like

or you could, til last week
 - then guess who went & bought up
the whole lot ?

Yeh, Tesco !
      and they’ve got designs on the place.

           - imagine that -

a shitload of Tesco Express stores
with one conveniently located on every corner
& committed to sell only local produce.

I’m like -

cheese, anyone?