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the lollipop man.

 

he’s out there again

with his binoculars

watching the little girls on the swings

or the little boys, maybe

 

there should be a law against it

or several

I mean, what kind of bloke

sits there, for hours on end

just staring.

 

he looks over & waves

  “lovely pair of tits”

he shouts

and twitches again

 

I’m going to have to tell our Derek

when he gets home

 - someone needs to sort him out

the cheeky sod.

 

He’s right about the tits though.