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Tinkerbell.

today is

“Don’t torture an animal Day”

 

and the bleeding hearts are out there

with their placards, pashminas

& petrol bombs.

 

tomorrow

it’s business as usual

 

but today

if Tinkerbell is patiently

sitting there

waiting for her

Bacon ! Bacon ! Bacon !

treats of dubious origin

 

better get it sorted

 

else the thought police

will be round for a word

in your shell-like.