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WTF.

something’s crawling
across the carpet towards me
some sort of unearthly animal
and I’ve no idea what it is
but it scares me witless
with it’s little beady eyes
and it’s incessant screeching
and god, it stinks !
it really stinks.
when in she walks
& drops the shopping on the floor
and shouts
“fer chrissakes, can’t you change
his fucking nappy ?”

I’m going to have to stop
smoking this stuff, I reckon.